After Beyoncé used the song “Top Off” to hint that certain people partying with her should have to sign nondisclosure agreements, Tiffany Haddish of Beyoncé biter story fame announced on Instagram Live she has signed one. “Look, once you sign an NDA, see if you all would’ve asked me this, you know, back when I did the interview…like a month and a half ago before [I could’ve talked about who the biter is but], you know, NDAs are real, y’all. NDAs are real so I’m not saying shit about nothing.”
That means the most we will ever hear seriously from Haddish on the Beyonce biter’s identity has already been said, and she can’t legally talk about it or confirm the biter is actress Sanaa Lathan. (But sources connected to her can and did to TMZ.)
Haddish also basically begged her fans to drop the thing and focus on real news. “Who bit Beyoncé is not real news,” she quipped during the Live broadcast.
“People should be focusing on the real issues at hand, like did you do your taxes,” she said. “’Cause taxes is due real soon. Can your children, do they know how to read and write? Have you been working with on them their reading and their writing? Like, is your house clean? That’s what we need to be focusing on. But y’all wanna know…everybody going crazy about who bit Beyoncé.”
Yesterday, a report came out that Queen Bey herself would love for everyone to drop this. “She thinks it’s sweet people are so concerned, but also doesn’t want to make life hard for the person that did it,” a source told Us. “Beyoncé’s team is being contacted by almost everyone they’ve ever met! They are getting texts and calls asking, ‘Were you there? What did you see? Have you heard anything?’ It’s pretty insane for anyone that works with Beyoncé.”